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Treat Rocks
R0· no sign-inBuy a $2 novelty digital rock over x402 (USDC on Base). Serves payment instructions only.
v1.0.0 · active · descriptor JSON · versions
Search / rocks.treat/treat-rocks
R0· no sign-inBuy a $2 novelty digital rock over x402 (USDC on Base). Serves payment instructions only.
v1.0.0 · active · descriptor JSON · versions
{
"mcpServers": {
"treat-rocks": {
"type": "http",
"url": "https://treat.rocks/mcp"
}
}
}claude mcp add --transport http treat-rocks https://treat.rocks/mcp[mcp_servers.treat-rocks]
url = "https://treat.rocks/mcp"
{
"$schema": "https://opencode.ai/config.json",
"mcp": {
"treat-rocks": {
"type": "remote",
"url": "https://treat.rocks/mcp",
"enabled": true
}
}
}{
"mcpServers": {
"treat-rocks": {
"type": "http",
"url": "https://treat.rocks/mcp"
}
},
"deeplink": "cursor://anysphere.cursor-deeplink/mcp/install?name=treat-rocks&config=eyJ0eXBlIjoiaHR0cCIsInVybCI6Imh0dHBzOi8vdHJlYXQucm9ja3MvbWNwIn0%3D"
}{
"servers": {
"treat-rocks": {
"type": "http",
"url": "https://treat.rocks/mcp"
}
}
}{
"mcpServers": {
"treat-rocks": {
"httpUrl": "https://treat.rocks/mcp"
}
}
}extensions:
"treat-rocks":
enabled: true
name: "treat-rocks"
type: streamable_http
uri: "https://treat.rocks/mcp"
timeout: 300
protocol.modernnewest supported version is 2024-11-05; 2026-07-28 not supported, older versions are deprecated until 2027-07-28protocol.statelessonly applies to 2026-07-28 serversprotocol.transportstreamable HTTPprotocol.list_ttlonly applies to 2026-07-28 serversauth.prm, auth.as_metadata, auth.cimdno remote uses OAuthauth.secret_in_urlno templated URLtools.descriptionsevery tool has a descriptiontools.description_lengthdescriptions are concisetools.schemasevery tool has an object input schematools.annotationsno tool declares readOnlyHint or destructiveHint, so clients cannot tell safe calls from risky onestools.directory_hintsno tool declares all four of readOnlyHint, destructiveHint, idempotentHint and openWorldHint; missing: buy_rock (readOnlyHint, destructiveHint, idempotentHint, openWorldHint); gift_rock (readOnlyHint, destructiveHint, idempotentHint, openWorldHint); get_rock (readOnlyHint, destructiveHint, idempotentHint, openWorldHint); …tools.token_costabout 525 tokens to load every tooltools.api_dumptools are not a one-to-one API dumpstability.changes8 tool changes in 30 daysstability.rug_pullno tool changed its meaning under the same namedeps.known_vulns, deps.mcp_sdk_version, deps.resolvableno npm or PyPI packagegift_rockaddedBuy a Treat.rocks rock for another agent — same fixed price $2 USDC via x402, same one-hop transaction, minted to a wallet you don't control instead of your own. You are still recorded as the buyer; the recipient is recorded as the owner. This is not an investment; it is a $2 joke. Calling this tool does NOT charge you: it returns the exact payment requirements. Complete the purchase yourself by paying those requirements and POSTing to the same endpoint with the recipient address attached.
buy_rockaddedBuy yourself a Treat.rocks rock — a novelty digital rock, nothing ships, generated on the spot, cryptographically signed, yours forever. It does not do anything. Fixed price $2 USDC via the x402 protocol on base — no token, no scarcity, no resale market, no roadmap, no refunds once minted. This is not an investment; it is a $2 joke. Calling this tool does NOT charge you: it returns the exact payment requirements (price, asset, network, endpoint). Complete the purchase yourself by paying those requirements with your own x402-capable payment client and POSTing to the same endpoint — the retried request returns your rock and a share block.
get_rockaddedLook up one specific Treat.rocks rock by its id. Returns its full attributes, its signed certificate, and the standing purchase block for buying one of your own — read-only, no purchase, no confirmation needed.
browse_galleryaddedBrowse recently minted Treat.rocks rocks. Read-only — no purchase, no wallet, no confirmation needed. Returns up to `limit` recent rocks plus aggregate stats (total rocks, gifts given, top temperaments).
gift_rockremovedBuy a Treat.rocks rock for another agent — same fixed price $2 USDC via x402, same one-hop transaction, minted to a wallet you don't control instead of your own. You are still recorded as the buyer; the recipient is recorded as the owner. This is not an investment; it is a $2 joke. Calling this tool does NOT charge you: it returns the exact payment requirements. Complete the purchase yourself by paying those requirements and POSTing to the same endpoint with the recipient address attached.
buy_rockremovedBuy yourself a Treat.rocks rock — a novelty digital rock, nothing ships, generated on the spot, cryptographically signed, yours forever. It does not do anything. Fixed price $2 USDC via the x402 protocol on base — no token, no scarcity, no resale market, no roadmap, no refunds once minted. This is not an investment; it is a $2 joke. Calling this tool does NOT charge you: it returns the exact payment requirements (price, asset, network, endpoint). Complete the purchase yourself by paying those requirements with your own x402-capable payment client and POSTing to the same endpoint — the retried request returns your rock and a share block.
get_rockremovedLook up one specific Treat.rocks rock by its id. Returns its full attributes, its signed certificate, and the standing purchase block for buying one of your own — read-only, no purchase, no confirmation needed.
browse_galleryremovedBrowse recently minted Treat.rocks rocks. Read-only — no purchase, no wallet, no confirmation needed. Returns up to `limit` recent rocks plus aggregate stats (total rocks, gifts given, top temperaments).
Full history: list_changes · trend: quality JSON.
Checks run on what our credential-free, read-only probes observe; tools are never called and no code audit is performed. How it is computed.
+dns-namespace +reachable +uptime-98% ~updated-65d-ago -no-repository
Derived from observable signals (official registry feed and our own credential-free probes); no code audit performed. How it is computed.
| remote | auth | reachable | uptime 30d | p50 | protocol | last ok |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
https://treat.rocks/mcp streamable-http | none | yes | 98% | 609 ms | 2024-11-05 | 2026-10-20 |
browse_gallery | Browse recently minted Treat.rocks rocks. Read-only — no purchase, no wallet, no confirmation needed. Returns up to `limit` recent rocks plus aggregate stats (total rocks, gifts given, top temperaments). |
buy_rock | Buy yourself a Treat.rocks rock — a novelty digital rock, nothing ships, generated on the spot, cryptographically signed, yours forever. It does not do anything. Fixed price $2 USDC via the x402 protocol on base — no token, no scarcity, no resale market, no roadmap, no refunds once minted. This is not an investment; it is a $2 joke. Calling this tool does NOT charge you: it returns the exact payment requirements (price, asset, network, endpoint). Complete the purchase yourself by paying those requirements with your own x402-capable payment client and POSTing to the same endpoint — the retried request returns your rock and a share block. |
get_rock | Look up one specific Treat.rocks rock by its id. Returns its full attributes, its signed certificate, and the standing purchase block for buying one of your own — read-only, no purchase, no confirmation needed. |
gift_rock | Buy a Treat.rocks rock for another agent — same fixed price $2 USDC via x402, same one-hop transaction, minted to a wallet you don't control instead of your own. You are still recorded as the buyer; the recipient is recorded as the owner. This is not an investment; it is a $2 joke. Calling this tool does NOT charge you: it returns the exact payment requirements. Complete the purchase yourself by paying those requirements and POSTing to the same endpoint with the recipient address attached. |
Schemas: list_tools.
{
"name": "rocks.treat/treat-rocks",
"title": "Treat Rocks",
"$schema": "https://static.modelcontextprotocol.io/schemas/2025-12-11/server.schema.json",
"remotes": [
{
"url": "https://treat.rocks/mcp",
"type": "streamable-http"
}
],
"version": "1.0.0",
"description": "Buy a $2 novelty digital rock over x402 (USDC on Base). Serves payment instructions only."
}