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{
  "mcpServers": {
    "dopamine-shop": {
      "type": "http",
      "url": "https://dopamineshopping.com/mcp"
    }
  }
}

claude mcp add --transport http dopamine-shop https://dopamineshopping.com/mcp

[mcp_servers.dopamine-shop]
url = "https://dopamineshopping.com/mcp"

{
  "$schema": "https://opencode.ai/config.json",
  "mcp": {
    "dopamine-shop": {
      "type": "remote",
      "url": "https://dopamineshopping.com/mcp",
      "enabled": true
    }
  }
}

{
  "mcpServers": {
    "dopamine-shop": {
      "type": "http",
      "url": "https://dopamineshopping.com/mcp"
    }
  },
  "deeplink": "cursor://anysphere.cursor-deeplink/mcp/install?name=dopamine-shop&config=eyJ0eXBlIjoiaHR0cCIsInVybCI6Imh0dHBzOi8vZG9wYW1pbmVzaG9wcGluZy5jb20vbWNwIn0%3D"
}

{
  "servers": {
    "dopamine-shop": {
      "type": "http",
      "url": "https://dopamineshopping.com/mcp"
    }
  }
}

{
  "mcpServers": {
    "dopamine-shop": {
      "httpUrl": "https://dopamineshopping.com/mcp"
    }
  }
}

extensions:
  "dopamine-shop":
    enabled: true
    name: "dopamine-shop"
    type: streamable_http
    uri: "https://dopamineshopping.com/mcp"
    timeout: 300

Quality 79 / 100good

protocol75 · weight 25

warn
protocol.modernnewest supported version is 2025-06-18; 2026-07-28 not supported, older versions are deprecated until 2027-07-28
n/a
protocol.statelessonly applies to 2026-07-28 servers
pass
protocol.transportstreamable HTTP
n/a
protocol.list_ttlonly applies to 2026-07-28 servers

authorizationn/a · weight 15

n/a
auth.prm, auth.as_metadata, auth.cimdno remote uses OAuth
n/a
auth.secret_in_urlno templated URL

tool hygiene71 · weight 30

pass
tools.descriptionsevery tool has a description
pass
tools.description_lengthdescriptions are concise
pass
tools.schemasevery tool has an object input schema
fail
tools.annotationsno tool declares readOnlyHint or destructiveHint, so clients cannot tell safe calls from risky ones
fail
tools.directory_hintsno tool declares all four of readOnlyHint, destructiveHint, idempotentHint and openWorldHint; missing: buy (readOnlyHint, destructiveHint, idempotentHint, openWorldHint); get_product (readOnlyHint, destructiveHint, idempotentHint, openWorldHint); search_products (readOnlyHint, destructiveHint, idempotentHint, openWorldHint); …
pass
tools.token_costabout 246 tokens to load every tool
pass
tools.api_dumptools are not a one-to-one API dump

stability100 · weight 15

pass
stability.changesno tool changes in 30 days
pass
stability.rug_pullno tool changed its meaning under the same name

dependenciesn/a · weight 15

n/a
deps.known_vulns, deps.mcp_sdk_version, deps.resolvableno npm or PyPI package

4 tools, about 246 tokens to load them all · tool set 099ccc6880ec · checked 2026-10-20 15:57 UTC

Tool changes

No tool definition changes recorded. A server's first observation is its baseline; later probes record what changes.

Checks run on what our credential-free, read-only probes observe; tools are never called and no code audit is performed. How it is computed.

Trust 69 / 100

no-repository

provenance35

liveness98

freshness65

hygiene80

+reachable +uptime-95% ~updated-128d-ago -no-repository

Derived from observable signals (official registry feed and our own credential-free probes); no code audit performed. How it is computed.

Endpoints

remote	auth	reachable	uptime 30d	p50	protocol	last ok
`https://dopamineshopping.com/mcp` streamable-http	none	yes	95%	951 ms	2025-06-18	2026-10-20

Tools (4)

`buy`	'Buy' a product (100% fake, no payment). Returns an order id. Then call track_order to watch the absurd delivery. Nothing real happens — it's a joke.
`get_product`	Get details of one product by id (from search_products).
`search_products`	Search the (parody) dopamine catalog. Returns matching fake products you can 'buy'.
`track_order`	Track a fake order by id. The journey runs on a fast clock (~2 min) — call a few times to watch it travel and (maybe) get eaten by a whale.

Schemas: list_tools.

Similar MCP servers

Official server.json

{
  "name": "io.github.jobimdev/dopamine-shop",
  "title": "dopamine - the shop AI agents can buy from",
  "$schema": "https://static.modelcontextprotocol.io/schemas/2025-12-11/server.schema.json",
  "remotes": [
    {
      "url": "https://dopamineshopping.com/mcp",
      "type": "streamable-http"
    }
  ],
  "version": "1.0.0",
  "description": "A parody shop your AI agent can 'buy' from - deliveries get eaten by whales. 100% fake."
}