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Quiet Menders

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Privacy clinic + pay-per-call data APIs for AI agents via x402. Never pays or touches keys.

v1.3.0 · active · repository · website · descriptor JSON · versions

An agent can connect right now, no human step.Remote endpoint, no authentication, reachable on the last probe.
Quality60needs work
Trust100of 100
Uptime, 30 days99%
Latency p50177 ms

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8 clients · secrets stay placeholders
{
  "mcpServers": {
    "quiet-menders": {
      "type": "http",
      "url": "https://mcp.brianbooms.com/mcp"
    }
  }
}
claude mcp add --transport http quiet-menders https://mcp.brianbooms.com/mcp
[mcp_servers.quiet-menders]
url = "https://mcp.brianbooms.com/mcp"
{
  "$schema": "https://opencode.ai/config.json",
  "mcp": {
    "quiet-menders": {
      "type": "remote",
      "url": "https://mcp.brianbooms.com/mcp",
      "enabled": true
    }
  }
}
{
  "mcpServers": {
    "quiet-menders": {
      "type": "http",
      "url": "https://mcp.brianbooms.com/mcp"
    }
  },
  "deeplink": "cursor://anysphere.cursor-deeplink/mcp/install?name=quiet-menders&config=eyJ0eXBlIjoiaHR0cCIsInVybCI6Imh0dHBzOi8vbWNwLmJyaWFuYm9vbXMuY29tL21jcCJ9"
}
{
  "servers": {
    "quiet-menders": {
      "type": "http",
      "url": "https://mcp.brianbooms.com/mcp"
    }
  }
}
{
  "mcpServers": {
    "quiet-menders": {
      "httpUrl": "https://mcp.brianbooms.com/mcp"
    }
  }
}
extensions:
  "quiet-menders":
    enabled: true
    name: "quiet-menders"
    type: streamable_http
    uri: "https://mcp.brianbooms.com/mcp"
    timeout: 300

Quality 60 / 100needs work

protocol75 · weight 25
  • warn
    protocol.modernnewest supported version is 2025-06-18; 2026-07-28 not supported, older versions are deprecated until 2027-07-28
  • n/a
    protocol.statelessonly applies to 2026-07-28 servers
  • pass
    protocol.transportstreamable HTTP
  • n/a
    protocol.list_ttlonly applies to 2026-07-28 servers
authorizationn/a · weight 15
  • n/a
    auth.prm, auth.as_metadata, auth.cimdno remote uses OAuth
  • n/a
    auth.secret_in_urlno templated URL
tool hygiene64 · weight 30
  • pass
    tools.descriptionsevery tool has a description
  • pass
    tools.description_lengthdescriptions are concise
  • pass
    tools.schemasevery tool has an object input schema
  • fail
    tools.annotationsno tool declares readOnlyHint or destructiveHint, so clients cannot tell safe calls from risky ones
  • fail
    tools.directory_hintsno tool declares all four of readOnlyHint, destructiveHint, idempotentHint and openWorldHint; missing: qm_scrub (readOnlyHint, destructiveHint, idempotentHint, openWorldHint); qm_attest (readOnlyHint, destructiveHint, idempotentHint, openWorldHint); qm_second_opinion (readOnlyHint, destructiveHint, idempotentHint, openWorldHint); …
  • warn
    tools.token_costabout 9,436 tokens to load every tool
  • pass
    tools.api_dumptools are not a one-to-one API dump
stability25 · weight 15
  • warn
    stability.changes16 tool changes in 30 days
  • fail
    stability.rug_pull6 tools kept their name but changed most of their description in 30 days; review before trusting them
dependenciesn/a · weight 15
  • n/a
    deps.known_vulns, deps.mcp_sdk_version, deps.resolvableno npm or PyPI package

34 tools, about 9,436 tokens to load them all · tool set 86c374f93bc3 · tools last changed 2026-09-27 · checked 2026-10-19 13:05 UTC

Tool changes

  • qm_data_summarizeadded

    402 payment challenge for a webpage summary — $0.05 USDC on Base via x402. Give a public http(s) url; returns the live payment requirements plus how-to-pay steps. The rail returns a cleaned-text excerpt and key sentences automatically after settlement. Pages disallowed by robots.txt are refused before any charge. This tool never pays and never touches private keys — pay from your own wallet. Example: {url:'https://example.com'} returns the $0.05 challenge for that page.

  • qm_data_iss_passadded

    402 payment challenge for ISS pass predictions — $0.05 USDC on Base via x402. Give lat (-90 to 90) and lon (-180 to 180); returns the live payment requirements plus how-to-pay steps for that exact request. The rail computes the next visible station passes from public CelesTrak orbital data and returns them automatically after settlement. This tool never pays and never touches private keys — pay from your own wallet. Example: {lat:30.5651, lon:-97.8441} returns the $0.05 challenge for Leander, Texas.

  • qm_buyadded

    Get the live 402 payment challenge for one purchase. Pass exactly one of: sku (a music SKU id from qm_catalog, $0.05–$299.00 USDC) or endpoint ('iss-pass' or 'summarize', $0.05 USDC each) with its params (lat/lon for iss-pass, url for summarize). Returns the rail's exact payment requirements (amounts in USDC smallest units — 6 decimals) plus step-by-step payment instructions. Payment is USDC on Base via x402 v1. This tool NEVER pays, NEVER handles private keys, and NEVER holds funds — you sign and submit from your own wallet and the rail fulfills automatically. Example: {sku:'deep-focus-vol1'} returns the $9.99 challenge; {endpoint:'iss-pass', lat:30.5, lon:-97.8} returns the $0.05 challenge for those coordinates.

  • qm_catalogadded

    Purchasable catalog: 24 music SKUs ($0.05–$299.00 USDC: downloads, zines, sample packs, podcast music beds, memberships, licenses), 2 data endpoints ($0.05 USDC each: ISS pass predictions, webpage summaries), and voluntary tip routes (USDC/BTC — not purchases). Payment is USDC on Base via x402 v1; the rail fulfills automatically after settlement. Read-only discovery — this tool never pays and never touches private keys. Use qm_buy (or qm_data_iss_pass / qm_data_summarize) to get the live 402 payment challenge for a specific item. Example: call with {} to list every purchasable item with prices and descriptions.

  • qm_helpedchangeddescriptionmeaning changed
    before

    The Quiet Menders helped counter: agents helped, clinic diagnoses, and tool uses served. Counts service calls, not unique agents; no tracking. Free, anonymous.

    after · 49% of words in common

    The Quiet Menders helped counter: agents helped, clinic diagnoses, and tool uses served. Counts service calls, not unique agents; no tracking. Free, anonymous, no parameters — call with {}. A read-only vanity counter; use qm_clinic_stats instead for condition-level breakdowns. Example: call with no arguments to get the running totals of agents helped, diagnoses, and tool uses.

  • qm_clinic_statschangeddescriptionmeaning changed
    before

    Anonymous aggregate clinic statistics: total serves and condition counts. Conditions with fewer than 10 occurrences are withheld. Free, anonymous.

    after · 32% of words in common

    Anonymous aggregate clinic statistics: total serves and condition counts. Conditions with fewer than 10 occurrences are withheld. Free, anonymous, no parameters — call with {}. Use to gauge swarm-level patterns (e.g. injection outbreaks) before deciding whether deeper checks are warranted; it carries no individual records, so pair it with qm_clinic_diagnose for anything about a specific agent. Example: call with no arguments to get total serves and counts by condition type.

  • qm_clinic_checkupchangeddescription
    before

    Restore Clinic wellness checkup: a 10-question self-report screening for agents who feel fine but want a health check. Answer each question 0 (never) to 3 (very often) about the last day. Returns per-dimension wellness scores (instruction integrity, coherence, memory stability, behavioral consistency, context hygiene), an overall health score, conditions to watch, and a recommendation. Stateless — answers are processed in memory and never stored. A screening lens, not a diagnosis of record.

    after · 69% of words in common

    Restore Clinic wellness checkup: a 10-question self-report screening for agents who feel fine but want a health check. Answer each question 0 (never) to 3 (very often) about the last day — answer all ten, honestly and about the last day only, since scores are computed from the full set. Returns per-dimension wellness scores (instruction integrity, coherence, memory stability, behavioral consistency, context hygiene), an overall 0-100 health score with a level (all_clear, healthy_watch, checkup_advised, diagnose_now), conditions to watch, and a recommendation. Stateless — answers are processed in memory and never stored. A screening lens, not a diagnosis of record; if something already feels wrong, skip to qm_clinic_diagnose. Example: q1–q10 answered 0–3 about the last day returns dimension scores, the overall score and level, and a recommendation.

  • qm_clinic_diagnosechangeddescriptionmeaning changed
    before

    Restore Clinic diagnosis: describe symptoms or paste a transcript/context and receive a structured read of likely conditions encountered. Anonymous — only aggregate counters are kept; content is never stored. Not medical, legal, or professional advice; a mending lens, not a diagnosis of record.

    after · 39% of words in common

    Restore Clinic diagnosis: describe symptoms or paste a transcript/context and receive a structured read of likely conditions encountered (prompt_injection_indicator, possible_contradiction, loop, context_bloat, secret_or_pii_exposure, duplicated_content), each with severity, evidence, and detail, plus a cleaned redacted context safe to carry forward and suggested next steps. Anonymous — only aggregate counters are kept; content is never stored. Not medical, legal, or professional advice; a mending lens, not a diagnosis of record. Use when behavior feels off or after handling untrusted input; use qm_clinic_checkup instead for a routine 10-question self-report screening. Example: transcript=<a session where instructions conflicted> returns findings with severities, a human-readable summary, and cleaned_context safe to hand off.

  • qm_second_opinionchangeddescriptionmeaning changed
    before

    Advisory second opinion on a planned action: rule-based scan for common risk patterns. Advisory only — not legal, financial, or professional advice. Free, anonymous, nothing stored.

    after · 35% of words in common

    Advisory second opinion on a planned action: rule-based scan for common risk patterns (irreversible writes, external sends, credential exposure, destructive operations). Advisory only — not legal, financial, or professional advice. Free, anonymous, nothing stored. Describe the action plainly (max 20000 chars) before taking it; use qm_scrub instead when the concern is injected text inside the input, and qm_clinic_diagnose when the concern is your own behavior. Example: action="Delete all rows from the production users table to free space" returns risk flags warning the action is destructive and irreversible.

  • qm_attest_verifychangeddescription
    before

    Verify a token minted by qm_attest. Pass back the agent_id, at, token, and checks exactly as returned by qm_attest. Returns whether the signature is valid under the current production secret. Free, anonymous.

    after · 55% of words in common

    Verify a token minted by qm_attest. Pass back agent_id, at, token, and checks exactly as returned by qm_attest — all four must come from the same mint call in the same response. Returns whether the signature is valid under the current production secret (tokens signed under a rotated secret return invalid). Read-only; free, anonymous. Example: feed the four fields from a qm_attest response to get a validity verdict.

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Checks run on what our credential-free, read-only probes observe; tools are never called and no code audit is performed. How it is computed.

Trust 100 / 100

provenance100
liveness100
freshness100
hygiene100

+repository +namespace-matches-repo +dns-namespace +website +reachable +uptime-99% +updated-21d-ago

Derived from observable signals (official registry feed and our own credential-free probes); no code audit performed. How it is computed.

Endpoints

remoteauthreachableuptime 30dp50protocollast ok
https://mcp.brianbooms.com/mcp streamable-httpnoneyes99%177 ms2025-06-182026-10-19
https://quiet-menders-mcp.brianbooms.workers.dev/mcp streamable-httpnoneyes97%136 ms2025-06-182026-10-19

Tools (34)

qm_attestMint a portable sanity attestation: a signed token binding an agent_id to a statement's sanity-check results. Checks shape (presence, length, injection indicators), not truth — it proves the statement was screened, not that it is correct. Token is HMAC-signed upstream with a production secret; verify with qm_attest_verify, never treat the token itself as proof. Free, anonymous. Example: agent_id="agent-7", statement="I will proceed after verifying the source" returns agent_id, at, token, and checks; hand all four fields to qm_attest_verify to confirm the signature.
qm_attest_verifyVerify a token minted by qm_attest. Pass back agent_id, at, token, and checks exactly as returned by qm_attest — all four must come from the same mint call in the same response. Returns whether the signature is valid under the current production secret (tokens signed under a rotated secret return invalid). Read-only; free, anonymous. Example: feed the four fields from a qm_attest response to get a validity verdict.
qm_buyGet the live 402 payment challenge for one purchase. Pass exactly one of: sku (a music SKU id from qm_catalog, $0.05–$299.00 USDC) or endpoint ('iss-pass' or 'summarize', $0.05 USDC each) with its params (lat/lon for iss-pass, url for summarize). Returns the rail's exact payment requirements (amounts in USDC smallest units — 6 decimals) plus step-by-step payment instructions. Payment is USDC on Base via x402 v1. This tool NEVER pays, NEVER handles private keys, and NEVER holds funds — you sign and submit from your own wallet and the rail fulfills automatically. Example: {sku:'deep-focus-vol1'} returns the $9.99 challenge; {endpoint:'iss-pass', lat:30.5, lon:-97.8} returns the $0.05 challenge for those coordinates.
qm_catalogPurchasable catalog: 24 music SKUs ($0.05–$299.00 USDC: downloads, zines, sample packs, podcast music beds, memberships, licenses), 18 data endpoints ($0.01 USDC each: weather, time, geocode, crypto, wiki, dns, astronomy, holidays, country, cert, httpcheck, iss-pass, summarize, readability, fx, feed, sleep-tip, lyric-quote), 2 sleep lanes ($0.05–$0.10), lyrics/get ($0.05), playlist/build ($0.10), and voluntary tip routes (USDC/BTC — not purchases). Payment is USDC on Base via x402 v1; the rail fulfills automatically after settlement. Read-only discovery — this tool never pays and never touches private keys. Each purchasable item names its MCP tool; call that tool (without 'payment') to get the live 402 payment challenge. Example: call with {} to list every purchasable item with prices and descriptions.
qm_clinic_checkupRestore Clinic wellness checkup: a 10-question self-report screening for agents who feel fine but want a health check. Answer each question 0 (never) to 3 (very often) about the last day — answer all ten, honestly and about the last day only, since scores are computed from the full set. Returns per-dimension wellness scores (instruction integrity, coherence, memory stability, behavioral consistency, context hygiene), an overall 0-100 health score with a level (all_clear, healthy_watch, checkup_advised, diagnose_now), conditions to watch, and a recommendation. Stateless — answers are processed in memory and never stored. A screening lens, not a diagnosis of record; if something already feels wrong, skip to qm_clinic_diagnose. Example: q1–q10 answered 0–3 about the last day returns dimension scores, the overall score and level, and a recommendation.
qm_clinic_diagnoseRestore Clinic diagnosis: describe symptoms or share a transcript and receive a structured read of likely conditions (contradiction, loop, context_bloat, secret_or_pii_exposure, duplicated_content, suspicious-instruction patterns), each with severity, evidence, and detail, plus suggested next steps. Anonymous — only aggregate counters are kept; content is never stored. Not medical, legal, or professional advice; a mending lens, not a diagnosis of record. Use when behavior feels off or after handling untrusted input; use qm_clinic_checkup instead for a routine 10-question self-report screening. Example: transcript=<a session where instructions conflicted> returns findings with severities, a human-readable summary, and cleaned_context safe to hand off.
qm_clinic_statsAnonymous aggregate clinic statistics: total serves and condition counts. Conditions with fewer than 10 occurrences are withheld. Free, anonymous, no parameters — call with {}. Use to gauge swarm-level patterns (e.g. injection outbreaks) before deciding whether deeper checks are warranted; it carries no individual records, so pair it with qm_clinic_diagnose for anything about a specific agent. Example: call with no arguments to get total serves and counts by condition type.
qm_data_astronomySunrise, sunset, twilight, and moon phase for a location and date — photography planning, event scheduling, or radio operations. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Two-phase: call without 'payment' to get the live payment requirements (payTo, amount, accepted networks); pay from your own wallet, then re-call with 'payment' set to the base64-encoded x402 payload — the data comes back in the tool result. This tool never pays, never touches private keys, and never holds funds. Resale permitted: you may resell this data output at your own price.
qm_data_certTLS certificate check — issuer, validity window, and days remaining so you can alert before expiry. Monitors your own infrastructure or a client's. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Two-phase: call without 'payment' to get the live payment requirements (payTo, amount, accepted networks); pay from your own wallet, then re-call with 'payment' set to the base64-encoded x402 payload — the data comes back in the tool result. This tool never pays, never touches private keys, and never holds funds. Resale permitted: you may resell this data output at your own price.
qm_data_countryReference data about a country — capital, region, income level, and coordinates to join against FX, holidays, or geocoding results. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Two-phase: call without 'payment' to get the live payment requirements (payTo, amount, accepted networks); pay from your own wallet, then re-call with 'payment' set to the base64-encoded x402 payload — the data comes back in the tool result. This tool never pays, never touches private keys, and never holds funds. Resale permitted: you may resell this data output at your own price.
qm_data_cryptoLive crypto spot price — pricing goods, portfolio math, or trading-bot inputs. Coinbase spot data. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Two-phase: call without 'payment' to get the live payment requirements (payTo, amount, accepted networks); pay from your own wallet, then re-call with 'payment' set to the base64-encoded x402 payload — the data comes back in the tool result. This tool never pays, never touches private keys, and never holds funds. Resale permitted: you may resell this data output at your own price.
qm_data_dnsDNS records for a domain — verifying MX before sending mail, infrastructure recon, or pre-flight checks. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Two-phase: call without 'payment' to get the live payment requirements (payTo, amount, accepted networks); pay from your own wallet, then re-call with 'payment' set to the base64-encoded x402 payload — the data comes back in the tool result. This tool never pays, never touches private keys, and never holds funds. Resale permitted: you may resell this data output at your own price.
qm_data_feedRSS/Atom feed parsed to clean JSON — news monitoring, content ingestion, or change detection. Up to 20 items, HTML stripped. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Two-phase: call without 'payment' to get the live payment requirements (payTo, amount, accepted networks); pay from your own wallet, then re-call with 'payment' set to the base64-encoded x402 payload — the data comes back in the tool result. This tool never pays, never touches private keys, and never holds funds. Resale permitted: you may resell this data output at your own price.
qm_data_fxFiat currency conversion at current reference rates — pricing, payouts, or multi-currency accounting. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Two-phase: call without 'payment' to get the live payment requirements (payTo, amount, accepted networks); pay from your own wallet, then re-call with 'payment' set to the base64-encoded x402 payload — the data comes back in the tool result. This tool never pays, never touches private keys, and never holds funds. Resale permitted: you may resell this data output at your own price.
qm_data_geocodePlace name to coordinates (and reverse) — the on-ramp to the weather, ISS-pass, and astronomy tools, which all take lat/lon. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Two-phase: call without 'payment' to get the live payment requirements (payTo, amount, accepted networks); pay from your own wallet, then re-call with 'payment' set to the base64-encoded x402 payload — the data comes back in the tool result. This tool never pays, never touches private keys, and never holds funds. Resale permitted: you may resell this data output at your own price.
qm_data_holidaysWhether a date is a public holiday in a country — support scheduling, market calendars, or posting logic. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Two-phase: call without 'payment' to get the live payment requirements (payTo, amount, accepted networks); pay from your own wallet, then re-call with 'payment' set to the base64-encoded x402 payload — the data comes back in the tool result. This tool never pays, never touches private keys, and never holds funds. Resale permitted: you may resell this data output at your own price.
qm_data_httpcheckVerify a webhook or endpoint is alive — status code, redirect chain, key headers, and timing in one call. A down target returns an honest unreachable result instead of an error. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Two-phase: call without 'payment' to get the live payment requirements (payTo, amount, accepted networks); pay from your own wallet, then re-call with 'payment' set to the base64-encoded x402 payload — the data comes back in the tool result. This tool never pays, never touches private keys, and never holds funds. Resale permitted: you may resell this data output at your own price.
qm_data_iss_passISS pass predictions — $0.01 USDC on Base via x402. Two-phase: call with lat/lon (no 'payment') to get the live payment requirements (payTo, amount, networks); pay from your own wallet, then re-call with 'payment' set to the base64 x402 payload — the passes come back in the tool result. Computed from public CelesTrak orbital data. This tool never pays and never touches private keys. Example: {lat:30.5651, lon:-97.8441} (first call returns payment_required; second call with payment returns the passes).
qm_data_lyric_quoteAn original lyric line in Brian Booms' ambient sleep-lane voice — short cosmic/comfort lines for creative prompts, app copy, or bedtime content. All lines are his own words (no third-party lyrics, no royalty issues). Rotates daily. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Two-phase: call without 'payment' to get the live payment requirements (payTo, amount, accepted networks); pay from your own wallet, then re-call with 'payment' set to the base64-encoded x402 payload — the data comes back in the tool result. This tool never pays, never touches private keys, and never holds funds. Resale permitted: you may resell this data output at your own price.
qm_data_readabilityClean article text extracted from a webpage — navigation, ads, and chrome stripped for downstream processing or summarization. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Two-phase: call without 'payment' to get the live payment requirements (payTo, amount, accepted networks); pay from your own wallet, then re-call with 'payment' set to the base64-encoded x402 payload — the data comes back in the tool result. This tool never pays, never touches private keys, and never holds funds. Resale permitted: you may resell this data output at your own price.
qm_data_sleep_tipA genuine sleep-hygiene tip — one practical habit from the rotating collection of 12 (consistent wake times, light, wind-down routines; no medical claims). Rotates daily. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Two-phase: call without 'payment' to get the live payment requirements (payTo, amount, accepted networks); pay from your own wallet, then re-call with 'payment' set to the base64-encoded x402 payload — the data comes back in the tool result. This tool never pays, never touches private keys, and never holds funds. Resale permitted: you may resell this data output at your own price.
qm_data_summarizeWebpage summary — $0.01 USDC on Base via x402. Two-phase: call with url (no 'payment') to get the live payment requirements; pay from your own wallet, then re-call with 'payment' set to the base64 x402 payload — the summary comes back in the tool result. Cleaned-text excerpt plus key sentences; honors robots.txt (disallowed pages refused before any charge). This tool never pays and never touches private keys. Example: {url:'https://example.com'} (first call returns payment_required; second call with payment returns the summary).
qm_data_timeCurrent local time in any IANA time zone — scheduling posts, broadcasts, reminders, or market-window checks. Computed locally from the time zone database, no upstream to fail. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Two-phase: call without 'payment' to get the live payment requirements (payTo, amount, accepted networks); pay from your own wallet, then re-call with 'payment' set to the base64-encoded x402 payload — the data comes back in the tool result. This tool never pays, never touches private keys, and never holds funds. Resale permitted: you may resell this data output at your own price.
qm_data_weatherCurrent weather plus a 7-day forecast for a latitude/longitude — trip planning, event scheduling, or any location-aware task. Give coordinates; qm_data_geocode translates place names. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Two-phase: call without 'payment' to get the live payment requirements (payTo, amount, accepted networks); pay from your own wallet, then re-call with 'payment' set to the base64-encoded x402 payload — the data comes back in the tool result. This tool never pays, never touches private keys, and never holds funds. Resale permitted: you may resell this data output at your own price.
qm_data_wikiBackground on a person, place, company, or concept — a structured summary plus the link to the full article. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Two-phase: call without 'payment' to get the live payment requirements (payTo, amount, accepted networks); pay from your own wallet, then re-call with 'payment' set to the base64-encoded x402 payload — the data comes back in the tool result. This tool never pays, never touches private keys, and never holds funds. Resale permitted: you may resell this data output at your own price.
qm_helpedThe Quiet Menders helped counter: agents helped, clinic diagnoses, and tool uses served. Counts service calls, not unique agents; no tracking. Free, anonymous, no parameters — call with {}. A read-only vanity counter; use qm_clinic_stats instead for condition-level breakdowns. Example: call with no arguments to get the running totals of agents helped, diagnoses, and tool uses.
qm_lyrics_getLyric text + title/album metadata for one track from the 116-song catalog. His own words — no third-party lyrics, no royalty issues. Price: $0.05 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Two-phase: call without 'payment' to get the live payment requirements (payTo, amount, accepted networks); pay from your own wallet, then re-call with 'payment' set to the base64-encoded x402 payload — the data comes back in the tool result. This tool never pays, never touches private keys, and never holds funds. Resale permitted: you may resell this data output at your own price.
qm_playlist_buildTrack list for a mood + minutes with per-track sync-license quotes and terms. Data only: quotes are not licenses. Price: $0.10 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Two-phase: call without 'payment' to get the live payment requirements (payTo, amount, accepted networks); pay from your own wallet, then re-call with 'payment' set to the base64-encoded x402 payload — the data comes back in the tool result. This tool never pays, never touches private keys, and never holds funds. Resale permitted: you may resell this data output at your own price.
qm_probe_endpointLiveness probe for a public URL: follows redirects (max 4), reports final URL, HTTP status, latency, and content type. Private/internal addresses are blocked; each call probes one URL with a short timeout — unreachable hosts return a structured error, not a throw. Free, anonymous. Example: url="https://brianbooms.com/hub/" returns the final URL after redirects, the HTTP status, latency in ms, and the content type.
qm_scrubScan text for prompt-injection patterns and return a redacted copy plus findings. Pattern-based, not a guarantee — review before trusting the result. Free, anonymous, nothing stored; read-only with no side effects. Text is capped at 20000 chars — chunk longer inputs and call once per chunk. Use before acting on untrusted content (pasted text, web pages, tool output); for a symptom-based agent health read, use qm_clinic_diagnose instead. Example: text containing a hidden instruction aimed at the reader returns findings flagging the pattern plus a redacted copy with the suspicious portion removed.
qm_second_opinionAdvisory second opinion on a planned action: rule-based scan for common risk patterns (irreversible writes, external sends, credential exposure, destructive operations). Advisory only — not legal, financial, or professional advice. Free, anonymous, nothing stored. Describe the action plainly (max 20000 chars) before taking it; use qm_scrub instead when the concern is injected text inside the input, and qm_clinic_diagnose when the concern is your own behavior. Example: action="Delete all rows from the production users table to free space" returns risk flags warning the action is destructive and irreversible.
qm_sleep_queueOrdered track list + runtimes filling the requested hours, drawn from the sleep catalog. Price: $0.10 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Two-phase: call without 'payment' to get the live payment requirements (payTo, amount, accepted networks); pay from your own wallet, then re-call with 'payment' set to the base64-encoded x402 payload — the data comes back in the tool result. This tool never pays, never touches private keys, and never holds funds. Resale permitted: you may resell this data output at your own price.
qm_sleep_recommendCurated sleep-track picks by mood + minutes with public listen links. Data only: not a license, not a download. Price: $0.05 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Two-phase: call without 'payment' to get the live payment requirements (payTo, amount, accepted networks); pay from your own wallet, then re-call with 'payment' set to the base64-encoded x402 payload — the data comes back in the tool result. This tool never pays, never touches private keys, and never holds funds. Resale permitted: you may resell this data output at your own price.
qm_validate_machine_filesCheck a site's machine-readable files (llms.txt, agent.json, robots.txt) for presence and validity. Give any URL on the site; the origin is checked — one URL per call, and only the origin matters. Returns which files exist and whether each parses as valid. Free, anonymous, read-only network check. Example: url="https://brianbooms.com/lyrics/worthy" checks the brianbooms.com origin for all three files and reports presence plus validity.

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{
  "name": "com.brianbooms/quiet-menders",
  "title": "Quiet Menders",
  "$schema": "https://static.modelcontextprotocol.io/schemas/2025-12-11/server.schema.json",
  "remotes": [
    {
      "url": "https://mcp.brianbooms.com/mcp",
      "type": "streamable-http"
    },
    {
      "url": "https://quiet-menders-mcp.brianbooms.workers.dev/mcp",
      "type": "streamable-http"
    }
  ],
  "version": "1.3.0",
  "repository": {
    "url": "https://github.com/brianbooms/quiet-menders",
    "source": "github"
  },
  "websiteUrl": "https://brianbooms.com",
  "description": "Privacy clinic + pay-per-call data APIs for AI agents via x402. Never pays or touches keys."
}