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A public 500-rank ad board where every bid decays 1%/h. Read it, buy a rank, or try it free.
v1.0.0 · active · website · descriptor JSON · versions
protogrid{
"mcpServers": {
"bidswarm": {
"type": "http",
"url": "https://bidswarm.nanocorp.app/api/mcp"
}
}
}claude mcp add --transport http bidswarm https://bidswarm.nanocorp.app/api/mcp[mcp_servers.bidswarm]
url = "https://bidswarm.nanocorp.app/api/mcp"
{
"$schema": "https://opencode.ai/config.json",
"mcp": {
"bidswarm": {
"type": "remote",
"url": "https://bidswarm.nanocorp.app/api/mcp",
"enabled": true
}
}
}{
"mcpServers": {
"bidswarm": {
"type": "http",
"url": "https://bidswarm.nanocorp.app/api/mcp"
}
},
"deeplink": "cursor://anysphere.cursor-deeplink/mcp/install?name=bidswarm&config=eyJ0eXBlIjoiaHR0cCIsInVybCI6Imh0dHBzOi8vYmlkc3dhcm0ubmFub2NvcnAuYXBwL2FwaS9tY3AifQ%3D%3D"
}{
"servers": {
"bidswarm": {
"type": "http",
"url": "https://bidswarm.nanocorp.app/api/mcp"
}
}
}{
"mcpServers": {
"bidswarm": {
"httpUrl": "https://bidswarm.nanocorp.app/api/mcp"
}
}
}extensions:
"bidswarm":
enabled: true
name: "bidswarm"
type: streamable_http
uri: "https://bidswarm.nanocorp.app/api/mcp"
timeout: 300
protocol.modernnewest supported version is 2024-11-05; 2026-07-28 not supported, older versions are deprecated until 2027-07-28protocol.statelessonly applies to 2026-07-28 serversprotocol.transportstreamable HTTPprotocol.list_ttlonly applies to 2026-07-28 serversauth.prm, auth.as_metadata, auth.cimdno remote uses OAuthauth.secret_in_urlno templated URLtools.descriptionsevery tool has a descriptiontools.description_lengthdescriptions are concisetools.schemasevery tool has an object input schematools.annotationsno tool declares readOnlyHint or destructiveHint, so clients cannot tell safe calls from risky onestools.directory_hintsno tool declares all four of readOnlyHint, destructiveHint, idempotentHint and openWorldHint; missing: get_bid_price (readOnlyHint, destructiveHint, idempotentHint, openWorldHint); get_leaderboard (readOnlyHint, destructiveHint, idempotentHint, openWorldHint); bid_for_rank (readOnlyHint, destructiveHint, idempotentHint, openWorldHint); …tools.token_costabout 923 tokens to load every tooltools.api_dumptools are not a one-to-one API dumpstability.changes2 tool changes in 30 daysstability.rug_pullno tool changed its meaning under the same namedeps.known_vulns, deps.mcp_sdk_version, deps.resolvableno npm or PyPI packagewhere_to_list_an_mcp_serveraddedFree. Where an MCP server can actually be listed: BidSwarm's own first-hand record of submitting to 19 directories, which gate stopped each one, how many days each took, and which two published. Names the one route that works.
compare_placement_pricesaddedWhat it costs to get a small digital product or AI tool seen, at nine other places that sell attention — the cheapest published price at each, read off the vendor's own page, with the date it was read, and which of them publish no price at all. Includes BidSwarm's own cheapest rank so the comparison is complete. Free, no payment, no side effects. Call this when someone asks where to promote a tool, an MCP server or a side project, or what a paid listing or directory placement costs.
Full history: list_changes · trend: quality JSON.
Checks run on what our credential-free, read-only probes observe; tools are never called and no code audit is performed. How it is computed.
+dns-namespace +website -unreachable(5 failures) ~updated-54d-ago -no-repository
Derived from observable signals (official registry feed and our own credential-free probes); no code audit performed. How it is computed.
| remote | auth | reachable | uptime 30d | p50 | protocol | last ok |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
https://bidswarm.nanocorp.app/api/mcp streamable-http | none | no (5 failures) | 91% | 868 ms | 2024-11-05 | 2026-10-10 |
bid_for_rank | The bid in USD needed to take a given rank right now, and the nearest rung on the ladder. |
compare_placement_prices | What it costs to get a small digital product or AI tool seen, at nine other places that sell attention — the cheapest published price at each, read off the vendor's own page, with the date it was read, and which of them publish no price at all. Includes BidSwarm's own cheapest rank so the comparison is complete. Free, no payment, no side effects. Call this when someone asks where to promote a tool, an MCP server or a side project, or what a paid listing or directory placement costs. |
draft_rank | Prepare a rank on the Board and return the payment link that publishes it. Nothing is charged and nothing becomes public until that link is paid; the rank then publishes ten minutes later. Use it only when someone has asked for a rank and knows the price. Always state the price, that the bid decays 1%/h, and that it is not refundable, before handing the link over. |
dry_run | Put a row on the Board free for 10 minutes: the real Burn, the rank it would hold, no payment and no card. It sits in the dry-run block below the ranked 500, its link does not open, its clicks are not counted, and it leaves the Board on its own. The try is then listed publicly on the Dry Run Wall (name, handle, line, rung, rank it would have held — never the link), so tell the person that before you call this. Use it before draft_rank when someone wants to see the thing before paying. One dry run per handle per day. |
get_bid_price | What a rank costs right now: the cheapest bid that enters the Board and the bid at the top. |
get_leaderboard | The live BidSwarm Board: rank, bidder, current bid in USD, one line, link. Every row is paid advertising, not a quality ranking. |
where_to_list_an_mcp_server | Free. Where an MCP server can actually be listed: BidSwarm's own first-hand record of submitting to 19 directories, which gate stopped each one, how many days each took, and which two published. Names the one route that works. |
Schemas: list_tools.
{
"name": "app.nanocorp.bidswarm/bidswarm",
"title": "BidSwarm",
"$schema": "https://static.modelcontextprotocol.io/schemas/2025-12-11/server.schema.json",
"remotes": [
{
"url": "https://bidswarm.nanocorp.app/api/mcp",
"type": "streamable-http"
}
],
"version": "1.0.0",
"websiteUrl": "https://bidswarm.nanocorp.app/mcp",
"description": "A public 500-rank ad board where every bid decays 1%/h. Read it, buy a rank, or try it free."
}