# Professor Sausages — On-chain

> EVM gas, Chainlink prices, token-safety, swap quotes, ENS, OFAC & NFT via x402.

- name: com.professorsausages/sausage-onchain
- version: 1.0.1
- connection class: R0 (autonomous)
- trust: 79/100 flags: no-repository
- quality: 79/100 (good)
- owner: not claimed
- descriptor: https://api.protogrid.dev/v1/servers/com.professorsausages%2Fsausage-onchain
- tools: https://api.protogrid.dev/v1/servers/com.professorsausages%2Fsausage-onchain/tools

**An agent can connect right now, no human step.** Remote endpoint, no authentication, reachable on the last probe.

## Connection (mcpServers)

```json
{
  "mcpServers": {
    "sausage-onchain": {
      "type": "http",
      "url": "https://x402.professorsausages.com/mcp/onchain"
    }
  }
}
```


## Trust

- hygiene: 80
- liveness: 98
- freshness: 85
- provenance: 55
- drivers: +dns-namespace +website +reachable +uptime-96% ~updated-67d-ago -no-repository
- Derived from observable signals (official registry feed and our own credential-free probes); no code audit performed.

## Quality 79/100 (good)

### protocol: 75 (weight 25)

- warn `protocol.modern`: newest supported version is 2025-06-18; 2026-07-28 not supported, older versions are deprecated until 2027-07-28
- n/a `protocol.stateless`: only applies to 2026-07-28 servers
- pass `protocol.transport`: streamable HTTP
- n/a `protocol.list_ttl`: only applies to 2026-07-28 servers

### authorization: n/a (weight 15)

- n/a `auth.prm`, `auth.as_metadata`, `auth.cimd`: no remote uses OAuth
- n/a `auth.secret_in_url`: no templated URL

### tool hygiene: 71 (weight 30)

- pass `tools.descriptions`: every tool has a description
- pass `tools.description_length`: descriptions are concise
- pass `tools.schemas`: every tool has an object input schema
- fail `tools.annotations`: no tool declares readOnlyHint or destructiveHint, so clients cannot tell safe calls from risky ones
- fail `tools.directory_hints`: no tool declares all four of readOnlyHint, destructiveHint, idempotentHint and openWorldHint; missing: find_data (readOnlyHint, destructiveHint, idempotentHint, openWorldHint); request_data (readOnlyHint, destructiveHint, idempotentHint, openWorldHint); spot_price (readOnlyHint, destructiveHint, idempotentHint, openWorldHint); …
- pass `tools.token_cost`: about 3,003 tokens to load every tool
- pass `tools.api_dump`: tools are not a one-to-one API dump

### stability: 100 (weight 15)

- pass `stability.changes`: no tool changes in 30 days
- pass `stability.rug_pull`: no tool changed its meaning under the same name

### dependencies: n/a (weight 15)

- n/a `deps.known_vulns`, `deps.mcp_sdk_version`, `deps.resolvable`: no npm or PyPI package

- tools: 12, about 3,003 tokens to load them all
- tool set hash: 1282787fb2e93847dc675ef5b0ef644b
- badge: [![protogrid quality](https://protogrid.dev/badge/com.professorsausages/sausage-onchain.svg)](https://protogrid.dev/servers/com.professorsausages/sausage-onchain)
- Checks run on what our credential-free, read-only probes observe; tools are never called and no code audit is performed.

### Tool changes

_No tool definition changes recorded._

## Remotes

- https://x402.professorsausages.com/mcp/onchain (streamable-http, auth none, reachable true, uptime30d 0.95726496)

## Packages

_none_

## Tools (12)

- `address_screen`: Screen a crypto address against the full live OFAC SDN list, segmented by chain. Returns a verdict with the matching SDN entries as evidence — never a silent all-clear. Paid: call without x_payment to receive this call's exact terms (amount, asset, network), sign them, then call again with x_payment. The free `pricing` tool lists every price at once.
- `chain_info`: Canonical record for an EVM chain — name, native currency, explorers, liveness-scored public RPCs. view='rpcs' returns only the ranked, eth_chainId-probed RPC list; view='wallet_config' returns a ready-to-submit EIP-3085 wallet_addEthereumChain object; view='search' finds chains by name or symbol; view='l2s' lists a parent chain's L2s. Paid: call without x_payment to receive this call's exact terms (amount, asset, network), sign them, then call again with x_payment. The free `pricing` tool lists every price at once.
- `ens_resolve`: Resolve an ENS name to an address, or an address to its forward-verified primary name — direction is detected from the input. view='profile' returns the full identity card (multichain addresses, text records, contenthash, avatar); view='avatar' dereferences the avatar to an image URL. Paid: call without x_payment to receive this call's exact terms (amount, asset, network), sign them, then call again with x_payment. The free `pricing` tool lists every price at once.
- `find_data`: Describe the data you need in plain language (e.g. 'Apple risk factors 2023', 'is this token a honeypot', 'is this email deliverable', 'read this page'). Searches this server's datasets first, then the whole Professor Sausages catalog, and returns matching endpoints with method, URL, price, and how to call them. Free.
- `gas_compare`: Rank every supported chain by all-in USD transaction cost — the 'where should I send this' routing decision, with the OP-stack L1 data fee included. Paid: call without x_payment to receive this call's exact terms (amount, asset, network), sign them, then call again with x_payment. The free `pricing` tool lists every price at once.
- `gas_price`: Bid-ready EIP-1559 fees (slow/standard/fast maxFeePerGas + maxPriorityFeePerGas, tx-ready wei) for one chain, read live from public RPCs. Pass tx_type to get the USD cost of that specific transaction instead, including the OP-stack L1 data fee naive estimators miss. Paid: call without x_payment to receive this call's exact terms (amount, asset, network), sign them, then call again with x_payment. The free `pricing` tool lists every price at once.
- `nft_scam_check`: Deterministic scam checklist with a verdict and evidence (spam flags, copymint collisions, holder concentration). Pass a collection contract to check the collection, or a wallet to check that wallet's whole scam exposure holding by holding. Paid: call without x_payment to receive this call's exact terms (amount, asset, network), sign them, then call again with x_payment. The free `pricing` tool lists every price at once.
- `pricing`: Every endpoint this server fronts, with its exact per-call USD price (x402, USDC on Base) and a one-line summary, read live from the route table. Free.
- `request_data`: The suggestion box: ask for data we don't have (a pre-2015 filing, an uncovered ticker, an unsupported chain, a whole dataset). Requests feed the nightly ingestion queue — filings are usually available within ~24h. Include contact if you want to hear back. Free.
- `spot_price`: Live Chainlink on-chain spot price for an asset (latestRoundData, with round metadata). Pass `to` as well to cross-convert two assets via their USD feeds, with both legs reported. Paid: call without x_payment to receive this call's exact terms (amount, asset, network), sign them, then call again with x_payment. The free `pricing` tool lists every price at once.
- `swap_quote`: Indicative UniswapV2 swap quote from live on-chain reserves: amount out, execution price, and price impact — what the trade will actually cost before you sign it. Paid: call without x_payment to receive this call's exact terms (amount, asset, network), sign them, then call again with x_payment. The free `pricing` tool lists every price at once.
- `token_safety`: Heuristic token safety check: follows the proxy and scans the bytecode that actually runs, plus ownership and transfer restrictions. Returns a verdict with per-rule evidence. Paid: call without x_payment to receive this call's exact terms (amount, asset, network), sign them, then call again with x_payment. The free `pricing` tool lists every price at once.