# Squatch Stack

> Squatch Stack: a shop that opens in the chat, essays, and requests to the studio. No sign-in.

- name: cc.squatch/mcp
- version: 1.4.0
- connection class: R0 (autonomous)
- trust: 83/100 flags: no-repository
- quality: 90/100 (strong)
- owner: not claimed
- descriptor: https://api.protogrid.dev/v1/servers/cc.squatch%2Fmcp
- tools: https://api.protogrid.dev/v1/servers/cc.squatch%2Fmcp/tools

**An agent can connect right now, no human step.** Remote endpoint, no authentication, reachable on the last probe.

## Connection (mcpServers)

```json
{
  "mcpServers": {
    "squatch": {
      "type": "http",
      "url": "https://mcp.squatch.cc/mcp"
    }
  }
}
```


## Trust

- hygiene: 80
- liveness: 100
- freshness: 100
- provenance: 55
- drivers: +dns-namespace +website +reachable +uptime-100% +updated-4d-ago -no-repository
- Derived from observable signals (official registry feed and our own credential-free probes); no code audit performed.

## Quality 90/100 (strong)

### protocol: 88 (weight 25)

- pass `protocol.modern`: supports 2026-07-28 (server/discover)
- pass `protocol.stateless`: answers without a session
- pass `protocol.transport`: streamable HTTP
- warn `protocol.list_ttl`: tools/list declares ttlMs 0, so clients re-fetch it on every use

### authorization: n/a (weight 15)

- n/a `auth.prm`, `auth.as_metadata`, `auth.cimd`: no remote uses OAuth
- n/a `auth.secret_in_url`: no templated URL

### tool hygiene: 100 (weight 30)

- pass `tools.descriptions`: every tool has a description
- pass `tools.description_length`: descriptions are concise
- pass `tools.schemas`: every tool has an object input schema
- pass `tools.annotations`: 11 of 11 tools declare readOnlyHint or destructiveHint
- pass `tools.directory_hints`: every tool declares readOnlyHint, destructiveHint, idempotentHint and openWorldHint
- pass `tools.token_cost`: about 1,715 tokens to load every tool
- pass `tools.api_dump`: tools are not a one-to-one API dump

### stability: 75 (weight 15)

- warn `stability.changes`: 27 tool changes in 30 days
- pass `stability.rug_pull`: no tool changed its meaning under the same name

### dependencies: n/a (weight 15)

- n/a `deps.known_vulns`, `deps.mcp_sdk_version`, `deps.resolvable`: no npm or PyPI package

- tools: 11, about 1,715 tokens to load them all
- tool set hash: 2dc569699e67ca859ae971fcbd547b33
- tools last changed: 2026-10-17T21:04:58.696Z
- badge: [![protogrid quality](https://protogrid.dev/badge/cc.squatch/mcp.svg)](https://protogrid.dev/servers/cc.squatch/mcp)
- Checks run on what our credential-free, read-only probes observe; tools are never called and no code audit is performed.

### Tool changes

- 2026-10-17 `pick_a_walk` removed
  - Suggest one 'Wild Man of the Way' essay that fits the minutes someone has right now, with a short excerpt and the link. Different each time.
- 2026-10-17 `search_walks` removed
  - Find essays from 'Wild Man of the Way' (24 walks on theplainlystated.com) by words, thinker (e.g. Zhuangzi, Seneca, Thoreau) or format. Returns titles, short excerpts and links.
- 2026-10-17 `get_walk` removed
  - One 'Wild Man of the Way' essay by number (1-24): title, thinkers, reading time, an opening excerpt and the link to read it in full.
- 2026-10-17 `request_custom` changed (inputSchema)
- 2026-10-16 `about_this_server` changed (annotations)
- 2026-10-16 `support_options` changed (annotations)
- 2026-10-16 `request_status` changed (annotations)
- 2026-10-16 `request_custom` changed (annotations)
- 2026-10-16 `pick_a_walk` changed (annotations)
- 2026-10-16 `parse_buffalo` changed (annotations)

Full history: https://api.protogrid.dev/v1/servers/cc.squatch%2Fmcp/changes

## Remotes

- https://mcp.squatch.cc/mcp (streamable-http, auth none, reachable true, uptime30d 1)

## Packages

_none_

## Tools (11)

- `about_this_server`: Who runs this server, how to verify it, exactly what each tool can and cannot do, what is kept, and the limits. Use it when someone asks whether they can trust a link or a request.
- `contact_draft`: Make a ready-to-send email link (mailto) to Squatch Stack with a fitting subject and body. It sends nothing; the person opens it in their mail app.
- `get_good`: Details for one Squatch Stack product by slug: description, every variant (color/size) with its variant_id and price.
- `list_goods`: Browse the Squatch Stack shop (tees, mugs, hats, stickers, posters, totes). Optional text search and kind filter. Prices in USD; tax and shipping are added at checkout.
- `parse_buffalo`: Tag every word of a 'Buffalo buffalo ...' sentence as city, animal or verb, with a plain-English gloss.
- `request_custom`: Leave a request in the Squatch Stack inbox: a custom shirt or piece, details or an update on something, help with an order, or anything else. A person reads every one and answers from hello@squatch.cc if an email address is given. Returns a reference (SQ-XXXXXX) to check with request_status. It sends no email and charges nothing; the request and the address are kept for 180 days, then deleted. Ask the person before sending their email address.
- `request_status`: Where a request sent with request_custom has got to (received, read, replied, closed), and the studio's answer. With the private token (SQ-XXXXXX-XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) it shows the answer; with the short reference (SQ-XXXXXX) only the status. Never shows the original message or email address.
- `show_shop`: Show the Squatch Stack goods as an interactive shop the person can browse: photos, colours and sizes, and a Buy button that opens the shop's secure checkout in their browser. Use it when someone wants to look around or buy. Optional search words or kind narrow it. Apps without interactive views get the same list as text.
- `start_checkout`: Build Squatch Stack checkout links for the chosen variants. It does NOT buy anything: give the links to the person, who reviews the cart and pays on the store's secure checkout (tax and shipping calculated there).
- `studio_info`: What Squatch Stack (a software and hardware studio in the Missouri Ozarks) builds, and how to reach it.
- `support_options`: The ways to back Squatch Stack's open hardware and audio work: monthly tiers and one-time options with their price and what the supporter gets, GitHub Sponsors and the store. Gives a checkout link only for options whose card checkout is live; it never starts a payment (the person opens the link and pays). Squatch.CC LLC is a for-profit business; support is not tax-deductible.